SATIRE | ISSUE NINE | WHAKAKATA / HUMOUR Written by Nate & Nancy et al., 2026 | Contributing Scientists Ever since I discovered the concept of sexism at age 16, I have been trying to find ways to do my part to decrease its prevalence. My studies led me to a lot of places – queer theory, postpostmodern sixth-wave feminism, intersectional speciesism, and radical bioessentialist egalitarianism. Ultimately, I found out that the world is far too complex for one person to meaningfu

FEATURE | ISSUE NINE | WHAKAKATA / HUMOUR Translated by Madita Petersen (she/her) | @maditaapetersen | Contributing Writer Original by Friedhelm Kändler One letter is missin. Lanuae becomes different. I think it is possible to live with what is missin. I think we can certainly do without one of the elements we use to communicate. Even so, despite this omission, we are still able to convey our thouhts and ideas. Ladies and entlemen, how important is the completeness of our wor

SATIRE | ISSUE FOUR/20 | RONGO Ā / DRUGS Written by Caeden Tipler (they/them) | @caedentipler | Contributing Writer Last month, entrepreneur Sir Rod Drury was named as the 2026 New Zealander of the Year. He is most well-known for founding Xero, the cloud-based accounting software for small businesses. Drury is also known for supporting the New Zealand Citizenship application of Peter Thiel, co-founder of Paypal and Palantir, after Thiel invested in Xero during its start-up